You can't be a killer and a hero.

ATTENTION DEXTER FANS!

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 23:44:53 -0500

I am part of a twitter based Dexter RP group. We desperately need more roles to be filled as we only have Brian (me), Dexter and Deb right now. We also wouldn’t mind original characters but a few more from the show would be great. Inbox me if you’d like to join us. Thanks.

Well, I suppose there's no point in denying that yes, there is some infatuation coming from my end of this. However, I'll also admit it's half attraction to you and your method, and half admiration towards your handiwork.

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:38:41 -0400

I’m flattered.

Hey Brian, honey? Would you consider a female accomplice with whom you can kill? Because baby, I'm free when you are. Plus, I'm good with pain. ;)

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 03:10:12 -0400

Perhaps. But I’m sensing a more-than-accomplice vibe from you. Oh well. As long as you don’t look like Aileen Wuornos.

Every time I dream about you, it's a little different. Once you were with Dexter, dumping bags with him in his usual spot. Once he was with you, and you were comparing kills. It was heartwarming. :) You both looked so happy.

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 03:08:02 -0400

Ahh - I’ve had similar dreams.

I saw you in my dreams again laat night.

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:29:52 -0400

Yeah? Why don’t you tell me a little more about that.

Wait. Do you always prefer to kill people after you have sex with them?

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 22:42:38 -0400

Not always. I don’t always have sex with people before I kill them, either.

I bet i could be better than the hookers and Deb combined ;) I dont break easily...

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 22:30:33 -0400

I am sure you would be fantastic. Come on over.

But you're the only person who would or could ever understand him and know what he is without rejecting him; once he saw that, that would have meant SOMETHING though, right? Plus, you're his blood-brother, in more ways then one. You don't think he'd at least break long enough for you to kill Deb and eliminate the option of choosing her?

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 22:06:40 -0400

I guess you’re right. I better start planning something!

Was Deb better in bed than those hookers?

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 22:06:25 -0400

Well, Deb’s, uh, hyperventilating for lack of a better word was a bit distracting. And her crying episodes afterwards.. were.. unusual. I was a lot rougher with the hookers, and I didn’t have to constantly remind myself to.. pretend I was something I am not. So, I guess the answer is no. Deb was not better in bed than the hookers. How sad that she’s the only one left alive.

That's what I'm saying; if you became close enough to Dexter that he felt Deb was in the way, don't you think it would have been easier to convince him to help you or let you kill her?

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:38:44 -0400

I can’t see how that would have worked. I’m sure Dexter would never have permitted that or supported her death in any way ever. He is brainwashed.

Did it ever occur that maybe SEDUCING Dexter as his sister's girlfriend, instead of dropping the bomb of being his brother trying to kill said girlfriend, might have earned his trust more easily?

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 19:16:23 -0400

Of course I considered that. The only problem being, Debra could not exist in the equation. She had to be eliminated for my plan to be complete.

I'd really fucking rather not touching you.

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 17:52:08 -0400

Fair enough.

I am the farthest fucking thing from lucky. You're /obviously/ a vampire.. that's obsessed with me because you want to fucking suck my blood. A gross, murdering, "proper", vampire.

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 06:34:45 -0400

Nope. Check my pulse, go ahead.

Why is it that all my mother fucking questions are from you?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 06:22:36 -0400

You’re lucky.

O_O peeks through your window, trying not to get caught

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:05:17 -0400

Won’t you come in?

My nails are all different colors.

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 01:57:12 -0400

Brian Moser did my nails.

The sex wasn’t bad, either.

Amirite?

Does anyone have questions for me today?

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 11:35:41 -0400

Stop being such a fucking prick.

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:43:50 -0400

I’m not! It is all about perception. You’re imagining it

I think of you in a lot of fucking ways, and that's the nicest one.

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:13:59 -0400

You are always so charming.

So what’s next, will you bore me with some more sob stories about how your father never cared, or will you just tell me how Dexter is these days?

And you are more pretentious.

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:00:21 -0400

Ouch, that hurts, Lieutenant. I am shocked and appalled that you think of me that way!